1. Bring lots of patience with you.
2. Anticipate that you will not be able to eat at the wedding. So eat well before you leave.
3. Bring a chaperone. So there's someone to carry the heavy stuff you bring for the baby, and the wedding present. Ah, at least you can sip lemonade the whole time.
4. Always pose for pictures because that's the only way you can have your picture taken not using your phone. Then just ask yourfriends to tag you.
5. Apply long-wear foundation. So no need to retouch. Just re- apply lipstick constantly, right after you change a diaper.
6. Arrive early at the venue so can get the best convenient table/ or least bargain for one for you and the baby. Leave early too. Before you ran out of diapers.
7. Just smile all the time. Fake it till you make it. Baby is happy. Your friend-bride whom you have not met in almost two decades is happy to see you too.
2. Anticipate that you will not be able to eat at the wedding. So eat well before you leave.
3. Bring a chaperone. So there's someone to carry the heavy stuff you bring for the baby, and the wedding present. Ah, at least you can sip lemonade the whole time.
4. Always pose for pictures because that's the only way you can have your picture taken not using your phone. Then just ask yourfriends to tag you.
5. Apply long-wear foundation. So no need to retouch. Just re- apply lipstick constantly, right after you change a diaper.
6. Arrive early at the venue so can get the best convenient table/ or least bargain for one for you and the baby. Leave early too. Before you ran out of diapers.
7. Just smile all the time. Fake it till you make it. Baby is happy. Your friend-bride whom you have not met in almost two decades is happy to see you too.
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